Another teacher nailed while having meep with student in school restroom.

Another blonde chick from CO.

by bobacus 2012-02-19 18:21:57 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Italian police seize $6 trillion of fake U.S. bonds

The fake securities, worth more than a third of U.S. national debt, were seized in January from a Swiss trust company where they were held in three large trunks.

by godevillivedog 2012-02-19 14:32:36 | 0 reads | comment

Ayn Rand was an illegal immigrant.

Modern day "conservatives" would've bounced her meep outta the country.

by pete56 2012-02-18 19:45:29 | 0 reads | comment

British Robbery Suspect Edward Maher Arrested in Missouri

After almost 20 years as a wanted man in England, the suspect the British tabloids called "Fast Eddie" saw his restless run from the law come to an unexpected end last week, his tale of international intrigue emerging in startling contrast to his ordinary life in this mostly rural corner of southwest Missouri.

by godevillivedog 2012-02-16 21:48:19 | 0 reads | comment

Preschooler's Homemade Lunch Replaced with Cafeteria 'Nuggets-

Surprised no one got tazered over this.

by GrapeApe 2012-02-16 11:05:17 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Forum: Linkswarm's West Coast Treasure Hunt, Pirate Party and Bad-meep Barbecue.(Planning Stage)

All right kiddies, here's the plan:

by spankerchief 2012-02-13 08:09:52 | 0 reads | 15 comments

If You See Something, Film Something

"Recording The Police is a Dangerous but Necessary Thing to Do." Apparently, some cops just get camera shy and beat the meep out of you.

by Salvo 2012-02-09 03:28:43 | 0 reads | 7 comments

Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans

Egypt's Supreme Council of the Armed Force tests their boundaries.

by godevillivedog 2012-02-07 11:25:31 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Vermont Police Emblem: Find the Pig

Vermont inmates hide pig in official police car decal.

by StartRecordingNow 2012-02-04 23:18:14 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Rich meepbag adopts 42 year old girlfriend as his DAUGHTER to protect his fortune from family of man killed in DUI crash

So does that mean they are engaging in incest if they have meep now?

by witty_screen_name 2012-02-04 14:09:14 | 0 reads | 6 comments

Killer cannibal and Satan-worshipping vampire get engaged.

A normal marriage- made in meep.

by dragonstaff 2012-02-02 11:42:34 | 0 reads | 2 comments

'Gasland' Journalists Arrested At Hearing By Order Of House Republicans

Just republicans being f#cking evil again.

by spankerchief 2012-02-02 09:03:00 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Canadian Jury finds Shafia family guilty.

A Montreal couple and their son were convicted Sunday of first-degree murder in the deaths of four family members in a case the judge called "despicable," "heinous" and stemming from "a completely twisted concept of honour."

by Steel 2012-01-30 16:12:21 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Chicago Whitebred And Friends Playing Noose The Minority

His meep and mouth are going to noose some big black meep while in prison.

by BigDinWaunakee 2012-01-30 07:13:25 | 0 reads | 6 comments

Mega-man: The fast, fabulous, fraudulent life of Megaupload's Kim Dotcom

"A PR man's nightmare and a journalist's dream."

by MstrLance 2012-01-27 09:09:33 | 0 reads | 5 comments

13 MUG SHOT PHOTOS of Ted Williams, the homeless 'man with the golden voice'

Before becoming an overnight media sensation, 'The Man With The Golden Voice- Ted Williams was apparently using his amazing vocal talents to unsuccessfully try to talk himself out of trouble.

by MstrLance 2012-01-26 07:59:18 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Police need warrant for GPS tracking, high court rules

The Supreme Court struck down the U.S. government's argument that it can use GPS to track a suspect's vehicle without a warrant.

by GrapeApe 2012-01-24 20:09:57 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Man says wife punched, strangled by ghost.

Spirits, more likely.

by dragonstaff 2012-01-23 09:07:57 | 0 reads | 3 comments

'High' fashion photographer gets no jail for 10-pound pot bust

Tell this to the black kid busted for a joint in his pocket.

by dragonstaff 2012-01-21 13:36:56 | 0 reads | 1 comment

FBI shuts down Megaupload.com, charges seven with online piracy

Even without SOPA, it starts.

by dragonstaff 2012-01-20 07:25:50 | 0 reads | 12 comments

High School Principal Charged over hypnotised students

How to get laid?

by dragonstaff 2012-01-15 09:17:36 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Cops that suck. The US doesn't have a monopoly on 'em.

Nor does it have a monopoly on meepty laws

by pete56 2012-01-14 04:07:12 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Video: uniformed LA deputy punches woman in the face

Then tries to intimidate the person video taping him throwing the punch.

by GrapeApe 2012-01-11 19:10:06 | 0 reads | 10 comments

Double wham bam: AntiSec hacks, dumps CA & NY law enforcement emails

As part of Project Mayhem, AntiSec hackers destroyed and defaced the official site for the California Statewide Law Enforcement Association (CSLEA). Although it has been "wiped off the net," AntiSec dumped email and contact info for California and New York law enforcement groups.

by MstrLance 2012-01-06 12:27:27 | 0 reads | comment

Lexington man charged with making a fake $1 million bill and trying to spend it.

Not even Walmart cashiers are that dumb. (Not that cashiers are dumb).

by dragonstaff 2012-01-01 17:39:15 | 0 reads | 5 comments

And the Customer Service of the Year award goes too...

Paul Christoforo of Ocean Marketing. Sample: "We do value our customers but sometimes we get children like you we just have to put you in the corner with your im stupid hat on."

by MstrLance 2011-12-28 21:50:05 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Files you downloaded are now listed and publicly searchable, indexed by your Internet address.

In many ways, the technology behind the site merely recreates in a publicly searchable way what the entertainment industry has been doing for years: It tracks and records information that users share when they download and upload files on public peer-to-peer file-trading networks.

by Crapalicious 2011-12-13 08:53:58 | 0 reads | 11 comments

The National Defense Authorization Act is the Greatest Threat to Civil Liberties Americans Face

What Americans are now facing is quite literally the end of the line. We will either uphold the freedoms baked into our Constitutional Republic, or we will scrap the entire project in the name of security as we wage, endlessly, this futile, costly, and ultimately self-defeating War on Terror.

by MstrLance 2011-12-10 09:58:36 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Woman caught making meth inside S. Tulsa Walmart

Clean-up in aisle 4.

by dragonstaff 2011-12-10 09:41:55 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Blagojevich gets 14 years.

Cries in court.

by dragonstaff 2011-12-08 08:42:23 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Former KKK Leader Hanging Out At Hitler's Hometown

David Duke is in Austria to evade extradition to Germany (ironically) for Nazi crimes in that country.

by BeachGoat 2011-12-06 14:35:46 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Crook sues couple he kidnapped, for breach of contract.

Keep trying, meepwad.

by dragonstaff 2011-12-04 11:19:30 | 0 reads | comment

Hungarian Man Pleads Guilty to Hacking Marriott Systems, Demanding Job in IT Dept

What a freaking knucklehead.

by witty_screen_name 2011-11-29 07:13:33 | 0 reads | 6 comments

All This Botched SWAT Team Raid Achieved Was a Man's Death

You can hear an officer yell "I'm hit" around 1:03.

by Masteryoda 2011-11-28 21:39:38 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Five-year-old handcuffed and charged with battery of police officer

"The boy pushed my hand away in a batting motion, pushed papers off the table, and kicked me in the right knee."

by MstrLance 2011-11-27 04:39:09 | 0 reads | 5 comments

Hong Kong bust shows China cocaine boom

I like how this is in the Business section...

by Crapalicious 2011-11-21 10:55:04 | 0 reads | comment

spankerchief's journal: Burglerized

Went on a quick trip to Beverly Hills for some Cheesecake Factory dining and some good old-fashioned gawking at the posh stores on Santa Monica Blvd.

by spankerchief 2011-11-21 08:31:38 | 0 reads | 44 comments

SOPA sponsors deride criticisms as 'myths'

Because RIAA and the motion picture industry are the model of restraint.

by GrapeApe 2011-11-17 20:39:55 | 0 reads | comment

Man walks into house; puts up Christmas decorations

Bath salts?

by dragonstaff 2011-11-16 06:08:31 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Inmate claims Florida prison soy meals are 'cruel and unusual punishment'

Harris, 34, serving a life sentence at the Clermont state prison for meepual battery on a child, wants a judge to stop Florida from feeding inmates soy-laden entrees labeled 'Southern BBQ,' 'meat loaf' and 'meaty macaroni,' which contain a heaping helping of a low-cost vegetable protein intended to imitate the taste of bee

by middle_age_man 2011-11-13 18:10:45 | 0 reads | 2 comments

How the War on Terror Has Militarized the Police

Before 9/11, the usual heavy weaponry available to a small-town police officer consisted of a standard pump-action shot gun, perhaps a high power rifle, and possibly a surplus M-16, which would usually have been kept in the trunk of the supervising officer's vehicle.

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-11-08 11:14:36 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Police State in Oakland? One Reporter's Arrest Contradicts Official Story

"Come on, ladies, shimmy,"

by dragonstaff 2011-11-08 09:04:49 | 0 reads | comment

The New Face of Terrorism...Elderly, Armed, Pissed, and Deaf

Ricin and guns and bombs, oh my!

by Pepper 2011-11-05 17:31:36 | 0 reads | 2 comments

Beauty Salon Killer Details Rampage to Cops

Colateral Damage

by PutaMadre 2011-11-03 19:17:13 | 0 reads | comment

Baseball bat is a hit as a defensive weapon in China.

Why are baseball bats so popular in China, but not baseball?

by GrapeApe 2011-11-03 09:03:18 | 0 reads | comment

Naked Doggie Dosers Busted; Doggie Dead

Morons + LSD + gummy worms + pets = disaster

by Pepper 2011-11-03 07:18:09 | 0 reads | 3 comments

Family law judge beats daughter for using the internet

Wow, meep this forever. Also I won't judge you too harshly for making a meep in the pants over this.

by LORDKAHUNA 2011-11-02 08:26:17 | 0 reads | 4 comments

Egyptians march from Tahrir Square to support Occupy Oakland protestors.

Oakland police dispatching officers to Egypt to beat that meep.

by GrapeApe 2011-10-29 11:26:18 | 0 reads | comment

Va. House hopeful admits 'meepual relations' with minor

"Forty years ago I was a different person. I was a heavy pot smoker..."

by GrapeApe 2011-10-27 20:09:10 | 0 reads | 1 comment

Oakland Police Shoot Protester in Face With Gas, Then Grenade Those Who Try To Help Him

The injured man is Scott Olsen, a Marine Corps veteran twice deployed to Iraq

by yazirian 2011-10-27 11:49:12 | 0 reads | 22 comments