Aspertame. WTF is aspertame?

'No matter how you look at it, aspartame is bad news in my book. The massive introduction of this neurotoxin into the food supply is nothing less than biological warfare against every single one of us, and the only acceptable solution is to ban it from the food chain.-

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  • pete56
  • Jan12 '11

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My first objection to aspartame is it tastes like chemical sweetener.
White Sugar tastes like white sugar, Brown sugar tastes like brown sugar. Honey tastes like honey. Aspartame tastes like nothing identifiable.
My true feeling for the flavour will be meeped out of existence, so I won't bother.

Negged due to being alarmist proof-lacking bullmeep.
Ooh! Can we get that as a new catagory?!

  • Wotak
  • Jan12 '11

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Fact: All of my gastrointestinal problems went away when I stopped attempting to digest aspartame. I guess I could have gone to a doctor and got a couple of pills to help 'control' the near constant squirty meep syndrome I was suffering from but, lo and behold, no more diet anything did the trick.

  • Brain
  • Jan13 '11

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Aspartame is harmless and I enjoy the taste.

  • Wotak
  • Jan13 '11

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@Brain

Aspartame made me meep 5 to 8 times a day and it was almost always squirty. Squirty poops stopped within one week of quitting aspartame and haven't returned in nearly 3 years of aspartame-free living.

My meephole has spoken and it says that your opinion is invalid.

You stupid brain.

How much freaking aspartame are you guys ingesting?

  • Wotak
  • Jan14 '11

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I was doing 2 to 3 diet sodas a day.

This is the first I've heard of anyone reacting badly to the stuff.
Well, I hope the stuff doesn't turn out to be this decade's thalidomide.

  • JhulDin
  • Jan16 '11

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Meep all the diet meep...I only drink beer or iced tea with cane sugar.

  • BeachGoat
  • Jan17 '11

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Wifey had to take a couple of DD clients off of that meep because it was causing siezures. Bad JuJu!

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